Do vagina's smell?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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