I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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