I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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