On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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