So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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