I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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