If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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