idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
