i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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