Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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