Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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