It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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