If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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