hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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