You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
