So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Everything about him screamed your future.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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