the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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