i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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