Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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