? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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