It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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