Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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