my soul wont recognize me after tonight
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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