Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I am never drinking with the goths again.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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