I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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