His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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