I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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