..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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