so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
