Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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