You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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