Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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