She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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