I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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