i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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