I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
