People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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