I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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