just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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