Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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