Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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