you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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