yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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