It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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