It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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