if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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