is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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