I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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