So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she woke up with a sticky ear
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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