i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I love having hate sex.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
so much tequila, so little girl.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
this is an emotional support booty call
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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