Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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