i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
