he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just took my morning after pill in the library
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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