I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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