woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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